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Katie.19. I don't know what I'm doing here.

Kid I liked (Whom I was basically confessing that I liked him at the time) told me he doesn’t like girls who are ”bigger” than him. I asked him, “Bigger? You mean fat?” He responded with, “not just fat…taller…bigger…I like small girls.” I quipped back with, “*Insert common arrogant name here*, I’m only 5’4”. I’m obviously not that tall, so I must be too damn fat for you.” He had the guts to tell me, “I never called you fat.”

Somethings aren’t always said directly. I don’t know what I saw in him. I hate that if a guy says a few nice things to me, I get hooked so fast. Fuck.

In search of someone to run away with. Must be a good conversationalist and avid cuddler.

yarnes:

i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating

reddlr-trees:

We’re going to space with my new pipe.

reddlr-trees:

We’re going to space with my new pipe.

mvxum:

Ashton Kutcher modeling in the 90’s

slenclerman:

*plays all your snapchats that i screenshotted at ur funeral*

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah